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British Zombie Hunters Held In Turkey
Posted: Feb. 27th, 2010

British Zombie Hunters killed in Turkish prison
Posted: Apr. 1st, 2012

Two British Zombie Hunters Killed
In Turkish Prison

Posted: Apr. 1st, 2012
Diyarbakir, Turkey

Related reports:
British Zomie Hunters Held In Turkey
Posted: Feb. 27th, 2010

'The Firm'
Posted: Nov. 21st, 2009

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In 2010, British Professional zombie hunters, Nigel Thwaites (23) and Glynn Thomas (27) were arrested for the illegal smuggling of necro-mortosis infected body parts. Today, both men are dead. Details are not clear on how either men met their demise. But to many prison insiders it has been seen as a hired 'hit'.

Both were members of the notorious UK zombie hunting organization known as 'The Firm'. They were arrested at Ataturk International Airport on charges of attempting to smuggle undead 'trophies' out of the country.

Turkish authorities claimed to have found 'several undead body parts in checked luggage of both men.

The trafficking of known necro-mortosis contaminants is an international offence., The sale of undead body parts is strictly prohibited in most countries as laid out by the UN's 'Code of conduct.'

Last year both men were convicted and sentenced to deportation to the UK for sentencing. The deal was believed to have been part of a plea bargain made by the prisoners in exchange for insider information. It is thought that this risky tactic by the defense team could in itself prove to have been a fatal move.

Although Britains prisons would have been considerably favorable to Turkeys notorious
Diyarbakir prison, it still would have left them vulnerable to retribution from former employees 'The Firm.'

Thwaites and Thomas are believed to have provided Turkish officials with considerable insider information on illegal zombie part smuggling rings. Additionally, they are thought to have helped the British government with valuable insight into the inner workings of their former employees 'The Firm.'

Pictured right: A photo smuggled out of Turkeys Diyarbakir prison.

Thwaites and Thomas were subjected to many hours of brutal detention and interrogation

Bad reputation
Both men were in the employment of The Firm for at least 3 years. 'Zombie disposal' is the official term The Firm use for their services. But their thuggish reputation and ability to stay just within the slim margins of the law, has made them legendary amongst their gangland peers.
'We bash for cash' is their motto, and their is little doubt that phrase is restricted to only 'zombie disposal.'

The elusive Mr. Grinder
ZWN tried to obtain a statement from The Firm via their PR. representatives in East London today. The CEO known simply as 'Mr. Grinder' was said to have been unavailable for comment. When, we requested a future interview regarding the killings and their rumored implication, the two worded response was unprintable.

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