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Related reports: Denmark's New PM To Confront 'Undead Hoarding.' Posted Nov. 12th. 2011
There is a palpable sense of tension in the air tonight. This follows the announcement by Denmarks new Prime Minister, Helle Thorning-Schmidt, of a bold initiative. A plan to rid the troubled and violent Gellerup housing region of all it's undead. Many of which are rumored to be hidden from authorities, by their loved one.
City officials have long suspected that some of Gellerup's residents have taken to hiding their undead . Undocumented status and a general lack of trust for the police is said to have led residents to board up the necro-mortosis afflicted sufferers in makeshift holding areas, abandoned buildings, attics, cellars, storage facilities and garages.
For months now, residents have complained to the police of hearing low moans and cries within abandoned buildings. These sad and eerie noises are typically associated with those in a state of full blown mortosis or 'zombification'.
Police withdraw from local hostility
Police commissioner, Nicholas Kurt Højbjerg stated in a dawn press conference that “This operation is different. City social workers are mediating between police officials and local community leaders. Assurances are being made on both sides.”
The promise of immunity to prosecution or deportation is the catalyst the police hope will start a new spirit of cooperation within the housing estate.
However, if the situation should deteriorate, a significant police presence is ready to enforce compliance.
Over 500 police, along with a fully equipped riot battalion is in place. Additionally, specially equipped undead suppression vehicles have been seen arriving. These formidable armored trucks can effectively withstand a sustained attack by an angry mob or ravenous zombie horde. A high pressure water cannon, typically used for crowd control, has been customized to unleash a jet stream of water so powerful it could conceivably sever the limb off any reanimate in a mid to advanced stage of deterioration and rigor mortis.
Specially trained canine cadaver dogs are also at the ready, standing by to assist in locating the dead or decaying.
And finally, a new thermal sensor camera technology will be made available within the next few days. These portable cameras can be housed to helmets, vehicles and helicopters. They will enable the police to distinguish between the living or the undead in a darkened street scenario. The low heat signature generated by the undead is a telling sign of their location. Conversely, a living person will emit a distinct heat pattern.
Denmark's New PM To Confront 'Undead Hording.' Posted Nov. 12th. 2011
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