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If you suspect anyone of showing sympoms of the 'Necro- Mortosis' Virus, the Government has released the following anonymous tip line.
1 800 155 3219
Although Danish infections are not as widespread as many other European countries, unpopular measures still have to be taken to suppress contagion. Under such circumstances, keeping together a minority coalition needing the support of the far left will not be an easy task and will require all of her considerable political skills. Fortunately for Thorning-Schmidt, Denmark has a long history of coping quite effectively with a fragmented government.
And it is with this challenge in mind that the Prime Minister is heading straight into a powder keg situation that could already threaten her new administrations standing.
Thorning-Schmidt announced today that she will be authorizing a major 'clean sweep' of the infamous Gellerup housing project. In 2008, Gellerup was declared the most dangerous place in Denmark due to it's souring crime rate.
Previously this trend was mostly limited to Asia. In fact, China's hardline government has long been suspected of using the universally condemned practice of 'ghetto starving.' to eradicate the problem.* Denmark's approach is simpler though - Confront the problem before it gets to that stage.
The rise in undead hording has in some part, to do with Gellerup's multi-ethnic concentration of residents. There are people from many places in the world, Morocco, Egypt, Somalia, Gambia Vienam, Pakistan, the Middle East , Turkey, Chile and Jamaica. Many are undocumented. And so, when a family member or loved one succumbs to necro-mortosis, there is a reluctance out of fear and mistrust of the authorities. And so they will often simply lock up and hide the infected from discovery.
Storage facilities, abandoned houses, warehouses. Anywhere they can hide an infected carrier or full blown reanimate is to be searched and the undead routed and neutralized.
Thorning-Schmidt has announced that she will be allocating 500 police and a specially equipped riot battalion to complete the operation. Hazmat and emergency personal are also to be made available as necessary for backup and support.
Police to calm locals fears
The issue of immigration, which has dominated Danish elections for decades and driven a significant surge in support for the Ukip-style Danish People's party, was more or less absent from the recent elections. Instead, was an overriding need to deal with the necro-mortosis pandemic. However, The new Prime Minister will need to tread carefully, she is now the first leader of the party in 10 years with a chance of forming a coalition government. But her likely coalition partners are: on your left, Jon Cruddas, desperately hungry for power, and head of the soft-socialist party, and on your right, a hugely successful social liberal party with a tough and competent leader.
Though admittedly, the confronting of the undead hording is a bold step by Thorning-Schmidt, it could also be political suicide if there is public opposition on the scale of the infamous riots that rocked Denmark in 2007
* 'Ghetto starving'
UN attacks China over 'zombie ghetto' record Posted: 23th, May. 2009
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