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If you suspect anyone of showing sympoms of the 'Necro- Mortosis' Virus, the Government has released the following anonymous tip line.
1 800 155 3219


Romanian zombie team massacred - Posted: 5th, Feb, 2012
Europes cold weather freezes the undead Posted: 12th, Dec, 2010
France: 'ZEF' return to work Posted: 17th, Oct, 2010
France: 'Zombie Eradication Force' on strike Posted: 11th, Sept, 2010
UK undead riot: Inquiry begins Posted: 7th, JAug, 2010
Police clash with undead in UK Posted: 25th, July, 2010
Elusive Zombie caught after 3 week search Posted: 11th, July, 2010
Zombies captured at Welsh farm Posted: 24th, April, 2010
Welsh camping trip massacre Posted: 23rd, April, 2010
Swedish man convicted In undead attack Posted: 11th, Oct. 2009
Portugal - 'Liberators' infected?Posted: 8th, Oct. 2009
Portugal - Intruder 'Liberates' undead Posted: 6th, Oct. 2009
Portugal - Riots continue Posted: 5th, Oct. 2009
Portugal outbreak Posted: 4th, Oct. 2009
UK beach closed Posted: 23rd, Sept. 2009
Niro Air fined for Mortosis leak Posted: 25th July, 2009
Aberdeen hoax Posted: 3rd. May
Divers attacked off Cornwall coast Posted: 22nd, July. 2008
Neus Vargas dies
Posted: 7th, July. 2008
Contract revoked for Niro-Air
Posted: 21st, June. 2008
Spanish woman in recovery
Posted: 7th, June. 2008
Hannover outbreak contained
Posted: 2nd, June. 2008
Hannover attack - airport searched Posted: 17th, May. 2008
Victim released from hospital Posted: 10th, May. 2008
'John Doe' identified in Hannover attack
Posted: 8th, May. 2008
Mortosis incident in Hannover?
Posted: 4th, May. 2008
'Sewer Zombie' or paranormal presence?
UK terror strategy revealed.
Italy - Illegal zombie trophy ring busted
UK - Controversial undead research lab closes
Sweden - Archaeologists find remains of undead
London - Violence at anti-immigration demo
UK Cover-up?
Britain's Cover-up exposed
Nightshift - Return to Romania
'Zombie hunter' and team killed in Italy
What went wrong in fatal 'zombie hunter' mission?
Blair steps down - what next for virus?
Final Exit: Part one
Final Exit: Part two
Ambulance Crash in Paris
Spain - Outbreak in Valencia
Chunnel to Remain Open
House of Dead Discovered in UK
UK to deploy 5000 troops to Haiti

Second Irish outbreak
Posted: 11th, Oct. 2009
Irish Situation 'Stabilized' Posted: 27th, Sept. 2009
Situation deteriorates Posted: 20th, Sept. 2009
Irish family massacre Posted: 5th, Sept. 2009
Belfast panic spreads Posted: 3rd, Sept. 2009
Belfast level 'B' confirmed Posted: 31h Aug, 2009
Belfast dead roam streets Posted: 30h Aug, 2009
Belfast source ID'd Posted: 13h Aug, 2009
Belfast quarantine expands further Posted: 13h Aug, 2009
Belfast quarantine widens Posted: 24th July, 2009
Belfast docks quarantined Posted: 18th July, 2009

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Denmark's New PM To Confront 'Undead Hording.'
Posted Nov. 12th. 2011, Gellerup, Aarhus, Denmark

Denmark's new Prime Minister, Helle Thorning-Schmidt, only one month into her term of office, has been dealt an unenviable hand, both by the electorate and the living dead global crisis.

Although Danish infections are not as widespread as many other European countries, unpopular measures still have to be taken to suppress contagion. Under such circumstances, keeping together a minority coalition needing the support of the far left will not be an easy task and will require all of her considerable political skills. Fortunately for Thorning-Schmidt, Denmark has a long history of coping quite effectively with a fragmented government.

And it is with this challenge in mind that the Prime Minister is heading straight into a powder keg situation that could already threaten her new administrations standing.

Thorning-Schmidt announced today that she will be authorizing a major 'clean sweep' of the infamous Gellerup housing project. In 2008, Gellerup was declared the most dangerous place in Denmark due to it's souring crime rate.

Undead hording
By 'clean sweep', The Prime Minister is specifically targeting the growing problem of 'undead hording.' This is the practice of hiding the undead from authorities. Boarding them up in undisclosed locations.

Previously this trend was mostly limited to Asia. In fact, China's hardline government has long been suspected of using the universally condemned practice of 'ghetto starving.' to eradicate the problem.* Denmark's approach is simpler though - Confront the problem before it gets to that stage.

The rise in undead hording has in some part, to do with Gellerup's multi-ethnic concentration of residents. There are people from many places in the world, Morocco, Egypt, Somalia, Gambia Vienam, Pakistan, the Middle East , Turkey, Chile and Jamaica. Many are undocumented. And so, when a family member or loved one succumbs to necro-mortosis, there is a reluctance out of fear and mistrust of the authorities. And so they will often simply lock up and hide the infected from discovery.

Storage facilities, abandoned houses, warehouses. Anywhere they can hide an infected carrier or full blown reanimate is to be searched and the undead routed and neutralized.

Thorning-Schmidt has announced that she will be allocating 500 police and a specially equipped riot battalion to complete the operation. Hazmat and emergency personal are also to be made available as necessary for backup and support.

Police to calm locals fears
The role of the police will be to initially talk to residents and calm them of their fears. Assuring them that their past actions will not be punishable if they fully cooperate with the government. They will be encouraged to assist police in identifying known and potential 'zombie hording' sites. Once positively identified, specially trained police will be employed to clean up the area and dispose of (re-kill) any living dead inhabiting the premises.

The issue of immigration, which has dominated Danish elections for decades and driven a significant surge in support for the Ukip-style Danish People's party, was more or less absent from the recent elections. Instead, was an overriding need to deal with the necro-mortosis pandemic. However, The new Prime Minister will need to tread carefully, she is now the first leader of the party in 10 years with a chance of forming a coalition government. But her likely coalition partners are: on your left, Jon Cruddas, desperately hungry for power, and head of the soft-socialist party, and on your right, a hugely successful social liberal party with a tough and competent leader.

Though admittedly, the confronting of the undead hording is a bold step by Thorning-Schmidt, it could also be political suicide if there is public opposition on the scale of the infamous riots that rocked Denmark in 2007

    * 'Ghetto starving'
    Is a common term used for imposing a forced quarantine on an infected and impoverished area. The area in question becomes an exclusion zone. No one is allowed in or out of the cordon. All power and communication is terminated. The area and all within are then in effect left to fend for themselves.

    UN accuses China of 'ghetto starving' Feb. 15th. 2007

    UN attacks China over 'zombie ghetto' record Posted: 23th, May. 2009


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