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A planned week long anti-war protest at the National Mall was disrupted early this morning. Several calls were made to the police following a series of bizarre disturbances and attacks on the gathering protesters. One individual was arrested and taken away by police in an unmarked van for quarantine and detention. |
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Drug
induced?: Police were already on the scene monitoring the gathering protestors. According to Capt. Field "We quickly isolated the man in question, and with the use of tazers brought him to the ground. We could see he was high. Fortunately we have not ever had to see an undead up close, but we are trained to recognize the symptoms. We have dealt with many people high on drugs and we could tell he was high. The tazer confirmed it. As we understand, tazers have no effect on an undead." Capt. Field
continued "Praise should be given to the crowd. They did not
panic. They did the right thing, calling 911." There have
been many well- documented cases throughout the world, where crowds
have set upon an individual believing them to be a virus carrier. Even
the USA's only confirmed case of Necro-Mortosis, provoked such hysteria
that an attack on an innocent Terry
Headly left him severely beaten by a mob who, during the New
Jersey zombie' incident mistook his drunken state for signs of the
Necro-Mortosis plague.
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