"Greater Miami Residents will Celebrate Christmas at Home."
As new 'Undead Defense Regiment' is unveiled.

Coral Gables, Florida. – (AP) Senior ZWN Correspond ant - Jack Duffy
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Amid much fanfare, President Bush, along with Florida Governor Charlie Crist, and Miami Mayor Cory Schlader, announced the beginning of Operation "Rest in Peace" from the Rose Garden at the White House early this afternoon. According to the three, the purpose of Operation Rest in Peace is to "completely rid the greater Miami area of the presence of the Undead and usher in the end of the 'Necro-Mortosis' quarantine that has been imposed on the City since September."

Mayor Schalder, recently released from Mortosis quarantine himself after a brush with the Undead during a live television broadcast, praised President Bush and Governor Crist for "their unwavering support for the people of Miami," and "strong leadership through this troubled time." He then raised his arms and shouted, "Greater Miami
residents will celebrate Christmas at home," to the applause of several hundred assembled Miami area civic leaders and dignitaries.

Elite force:
According to President Bush, Operation Rest in Peace will be spearheaded by elements of the 82nd and 101st Airborne Divisions supported by the Florida National Guard and would commence within the next 24 hours. Along with the active military troops will
be a newly declassified brigade of elite special forces soldiers, specifically trained and equipped for combating the Undead in urban settings.

The operation will consist of a house by house search of all buildings in all areas not previously certified as "pacified" by the National Guard and Miami Police, including a "systematic and detailed sweep of all subway and sewer tunnels." Any remaining residents will be evacuated, by force if necessary, and any reanimated persons encountered "will be eliminated on sight." The operation is expected to last for ten days and will involve a combined force of over 20,000 regular Army and National Guard soldiers and civilian police.

UDR unveiled:
At an unusually large Pentagon press briefing held late this afternoon, Major General Howard Tilly unveiled the US military's new "Undead Defense Regiment (UDR) " informally known as "Undertakers," who will play a major role in the operation.

According to Tilly, an 'Undertaker' represents the highest level of military training and equipment in the US, "The Sergeant at your left is wearing a specially fabricated Kevlar body armor designed to protect the soldier's extremities and body mass from any Undead attack, particularly in the head, hands, feet and neck, while still permitting maximum mobility."

In addition to the soldier's armor, he will be equipped "with a full compliment of traditional and non traditional weaponry. Along with the standard issue M-16, a combat rifle and 9mm. sidearm, the Undertaker carries an array of blunt force weapons for use in close quarters combat with the Undead, particularly in situations where firearms could endanger the lives of civilians."

Tilly further stated that civilian protection is the primary mission of the soldier, "We fully understand that the UDR could be fighting the Undead among a population of uninfected civilian noncombatants. In these situations, the use of explosives and firearms could easily lead to a panic that would endanger the lives of men, women and children. We also understand the stresses of combat have made friendly fire incidents unacceptably common in Mortosis suppression operations around the globe.

There are many times the soldier on the ground simply cannot tell the difference between a reanimate and a living human being."

Sonic emitter:
"These concerns and realities have led to the most impressive addition to the UDR brigades arsenal; a non-lethal sonic emitter. This device uses sound waves transmitted from a small speaker, of sorts, mounted to the soldier's back. These sound waves, emitted at high frequencies, cause an instant reaction to all living people within a specific area. While these sound waves will cause no permanent damage, they will generate enough discomfort to force people without ear protection to stop moving and cover their ears, and in many cases fall to the ground. Since high frequency sound does not effect the Undead, the use of this valuable tool will make a soldier's ability to identify a reanimate in a combat situation much more effective."

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