Amid much fanfare, President Bush, along with Florida Governor Charlie Crist, and Miami Mayor Cory Schlader, announced the beginning of Operation "Rest in Peace" from the Rose Garden at the White House early this afternoon. According to the three, the purpose of Operation Rest in Peace is to "completely rid the greater Miami area of the presence of the Undead and usher in the end of the 'Necro-Mortosis' quarantine that has been imposed on the City since September."
Schalder, recently released from Mortosis quarantine himself after
a brush with the Undead during a live
television broadcast, praised President Bush and Governor Crist
for "their unwavering support for the people of Miami,"
and "strong leadership through this troubled time." He then
raised his arms and shouted, "Greater Miami
The operation will consist of a house by house search of all buildings in all areas not previously certified as "pacified" by the National Guard and Miami Police, including a "systematic and detailed sweep of all subway and sewer tunnels." Any remaining residents will be evacuated, by force if necessary, and any reanimated persons encountered "will be eliminated on sight." The operation is expected to last for ten days and will involve a combined force of over 20,000 regular Army and National Guard soldiers and civilian police.
According to Tilly, an 'Undertaker' represents the highest level of military training and equipment in the US, "The Sergeant at your left is wearing a specially fabricated Kevlar body armor designed to protect the soldier's extremities and body mass from any Undead attack, particularly in the head, hands, feet and neck, while still permitting maximum mobility."
In addition to the soldier's armor, he will be equipped "with a full compliment of traditional and non traditional weaponry. Along with the standard issue M-16, a combat rifle and 9mm. sidearm, the Undertaker carries an array of blunt force weapons for use in close quarters combat with the Undead, particularly in situations where firearms could endanger the lives of civilians."
further stated that civilian protection is the primary mission of
the soldier, "We fully understand that the UDR could be fighting the Undead among a
population of uninfected civilian noncombatants. In these situations, the use of
explosives and firearms could easily lead to a panic that would endanger the lives
of men, women and children. We also understand the stresses of combat have made
friendly fire incidents unacceptably common in Mortosis suppression operations around
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