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Miami Police Kill Naked Man Eating Another Man's Face Posted May 27th. 2012.
A bizarre assault off Miami's MacArthur Causeway reportedly has left one man shot dead by Miami police, whilst another remains hospitalized.
According to the a City of Miami police spokesperson, the incident began at the Biscayne Boulevard exit ramp, Saturday afternoon about 2 p.m. An officer responded to reports of 2 men fighting in the bike path. There, according to the Herald, the officer observed a naked man eating another man's face:
Miami police are saying little about the man they shot and killed Saturday afternoon, but stress they had no choice: the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grisly assault, which one source now claims included his victim’s nose and eyeballs.
Surveillance video taken from security cameras at the nearby Miami Herald building show a police officer arrive on the scene, appear to be startled by the spectacle of two naked men lying on the street, and draw his service weapon. It appears that the officer shot one of the men.
Armando Aguilar, who heads the local chapter of the Fraternal Order of Police, said the officer saw what the man was doing, and ordered him to stop. He said the man growled at the officer, and then returned to eating the victims face.
Aguilar said the man ate his victim’s nose and eyeballs.
The officer then used his service weapon and shot the man, Aguilar said, but the gunshot had no effect.
With the attacker dead, lying nude on the pavement, officers and paramedics were able to rush the un named victim to Jackson Memorial Hospital. Police sources say the man had virtually no face and was unrecognizable.
Police have shared no information about his identity or condition.
Miami Surveillance video. Incident appears on left side (under bridge).
At this point, a quarantine of the immediate area is in effect. A necro-mortosis unit and other bio hazard vehices were seen arriving.
Authorities have classed this incident a category 'Level B' undead outbreak. Police have assured the public that this was an isolated incident.
Authorities also stress that this is not connected to the Miami outbreak of 2007 where a serious necro-mortosis outbreak left 100's dead and Miami quarantined. (see right side column)