In an odd twist to the current mortosis outbreak in Miami, Governor Charlie Crist has proposed an emergency state wide ordinance that will effectively ban any form of Halloween celebration or festivities.
A spokesperson for the Governor confirmed that "at this point, the Governor feels it would be unwise to allow celebratory parties and functions of this nature. The police have a difficult time right now responding to hundreds of 911 calls every hour from people concerned that they may have seen someone of a suspicious and deceased nature. Most of these calls are unfounded.The chaos caused by people adopting ghoulish dress would make it almost impossible for emergency services and the national guard to distinguish a costume from a real undead."
The ordnance is expected to pass a city vote and go into effect soon afterwards.
updated information including assigned evacuation points, school closure
information and emergency assistance:
Miami is in a quarantine situation. All non essential traffic is prohibited within the effected boundaries.
Residents are allowed to leave the area, but please be advised that you will face long waits at government processing centers before an exit visa is permitted.
A 6.00pm - 6.00am curfew is also in effect.
Beaches along the Florida coast remain closed until further notice
Police have requested that the public remain vigilant and report any
corpses, living or dead, that wash ashore. They have released a special
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