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ZWN has obtained official police reports regarding the supposed November 19th (2009) “zombie” occurrence in Canada.
In the released report, Sarah's statement to Ontario investigators reveals the events that took place that day:
“Ethan and I we’re driving through Campbellton on our way to Toronto to stay with my mother for a few days while I looked for an apartment. My current living situation wasn't working out, and we packed the car and left that morning. We were on one of the many country roads, when all of a sudden, this “thing” came lumbering out of the woods in front of us. Ethan yelled to warn me, but I didn’t stop in time. We heard a loud thump as I slammed on the brakes, and I thought I killed somebody.
I know I should have stayed, but I couldn’t. I just wanted to get to a phone and call someone. I floored the gas as that “thing” watched us drive away, and soon we saw more of them. One of them looked like he was eating someone! A few minutes down the road, we came to a man and woman huddled along the side of the road. The man waved us down. I saw a few of those “things” in the distance, but they were really slow, and I got out of the car to help. The woman looked really ill, and they told us some crazy person had bit on her arm! The man and I helped her to the car, and I know this sounds stupid, but I had locked my keys in the car. I was just so frantic.
Ethan and I kept running and we came out into a farmer’s field. We were so lucky that Jake was there. He was putting up some fencing and heard us running towards him yelling. We were so freaked out, that we couldn’t even explain to him what had happened clearly, but then he saw those “things” – coming out of the woods, limping after us. There must have been about a dozen or so! We ran for his truck across the field, and jumped in just in time. One of those “things” grabbed Jake, but he managed to push him off. He started up the truck and put it into reverse, and those “things” we’re just banging
on the windows and pawing at us. I hate even thinking about it. Jake drove us here to the county police station, and that’s it I guess.”
Police decline comment
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